Date: Thu, 02 Apr 1998 19:23:27 -0500 (EST)
From: NerfWeezer
Subject: TAB: 'Nerf Herder Album' by 'Nerf Herder'
Artist: Nerf Herder
Album: Nerf Herder
Transcribed: Mike Keating - NerfWeezer@aol.com
hey enjoy these transcriptions of all the songs on nerf herders
first album. remember to keep in mind parry uses heavy distortion
on nearly the whole kick ass album. if you have any corrections
or comments be sure to mail me (except of course punctuation
and caps). thanks!!!
~ = let ring
* = staccato (short, sharp note)
^ = play one octave up
h = hammer on
p = pull off
/ = slide up
\ = slide down
(M) = muted until (N)
note: all chords are played as power chords! (5ths)
tuning: all standard!!!
1. DOWN ON HALEY
2. GOLFSHIRT
3. SORRY
4. EASY MARK
5. VAN HALEN
6. DIANA
7. NOSERING GIRL
8. YOU'RE GONNA BE THE ONE WHOSE SORRY
10. I ONLY EAT CANDY
__________________________________________________________________
1. DOWN ON HALEY
(note: verse and bridge chords are muted except when: ___(N)___ )
(intro)
A D A E A D A
A D C# B (2X)
(verse 1)
A D E
down on haley haley street
A D E
where the drugs are easy and the sex is cheap
___(N)____
A D E A D C# B
you never know just who youll meet on haley
A D E
crack dealer looks at his door
A D E
winks his eye and waits for his whore ___(N)____
A D E A D C# B
she dont want to turn tricks anymore on haley
(chorus)
D B
you dont have to walk the straight and narrow
A E
as long as you drive up in a camaro-o
A D C# B (2X)
(verse 2)
A D E
tattoo parlor why dont you hang out
A D E
let em show you what its all about
___(N)____
A D E A D C# B
were gonna help you work it on out on haley
A D E
dont need no licence dont need no subpeona
A D E
you can hook up with your friend regina
___(N)____
A D E A D C# B
makin fun if you know what i mean on haley
(chorus)
D B
you dont have to walk the straight and narrow
A E
as long as you drive up in a camaro-o
(bridge)
A D A E
goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
A D A E
goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
A D A E
goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
A D A E
goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
A D A E
goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
A D A E
(heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ya-e-ya ohh ohh haley)
goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
_____________________________(N)______________________________
A D A E
(heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ya-e-ya ohh ohh haley)
goin down down down down down d-down down down d-down on haley
A D C# B (2X) end on A
____________________________________________________________________
2. GOLFSHIRT
(bassline throughout song is basically)
D------------4-4-4-4
A-------2-2---------
E--0-0--------------
(intro)
(play 2 E~s then play):
G------2-3-2-3-2
D----2----------
A--1------------
E---------------
(verse 1)
E*
im not the one you dream about
E*
and im not the one who can live without (live without)
E*
im not the one who you wanna see
E* C# B A
im not the one who you want to be seen with
(chorus)
G# Cm A G#
and when youre tired of all the jerks
Cm A G#
and youre tired of all the work
Cm A E^
and youre tired of being hurt
G# A B E~
you will long for the comfort of my golfshirt
(verse 2)
E*
im not the one who was an old time punk rocker
E*
i was listenin to rush and tryin to feather my hair back
when all that stuff went down
E*
im not the one who was in a high school hardcore band
E* C# B A
i sat in my room scorin with ms pacman
(chorus)
G# Cm A G#
and when youre tired of all the jerks
Cm A G#
and youre tired of all the work
Cm A E^
and youre tired of being hurt
G# A B
you will long for the comfort of my golfshirt
(bass plays):
D--2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-------------------------------------------------
A------------------2-2-2-2-2-2-2-2-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-0-0-4-0-----4-0-
E----------------------------------------------------------4-4-----
(solo (2X):
E-----------------------------
B-----------------------------
G--9---------------6----------
D--9---------1h2p1-6-1h2p1----
A--7-6h7p6-2-------4-------0--
E----------------------------4
(ending)
(bass plays a version of the solo for first 2 lines)
no tats no piercings no hats no grungebeard baby yeah
no tats no piercings and no hats no grungebeard baby
E^~ B~ C#~ A G#
yeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e
E^~ B~ C#~ A G#
yeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e
E^ B C# A G#
yeah no tats (no tats) no piercings no hats (no hats) no grungebeard baby
E^ B C# A G#
yeah no tats (no tats) no piercings no hats (no hats) no grungebeard baby
E^ B C# A G#
yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh yeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e
E^ B C# A G# E
yeaaaahh oh yeaaaahhh oh-oh-oh yeaaaahhh ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-ya-e-yeah
(for ending just slide up and down fretboard and land on E!)
________________________________________________________________________
3. SORRY
(verse 1)
E~
A G# F# E F# E F#
sorry we broke up sorry i missed you
D C# B A B A B
sorry i wanted only to kiss you
A G# F# E F# E F#
sorry i promised to love you forever
D C# B A B A B
made you feel guilty oh when you left me
(M)
A G# F#
sorry i showed up at your party
D C# B
sorry i drank up all the bicardi
A C# F#
sorry i puked up on your bedspread
(N)
D C# B
sorry i wanted to be your boyfriend again
(chorus)
D A E
what can i do its over its over its over its over
D A E
what can i do i am a loser
(verse 2)
A G# F# E F# E F#
D C# B A B A B
(M)
A G# F#
sorry i saw you and i heard birds sing
D C# B
sorry i touched you and i heard bells ring
A G# F#
sorry i jacked off outside of your window
D C# B
while you were sleeping i thought youd never know
A G# F#
sorry i showed up at your wedding
D C# B
sorry i tried so hard to get in
A G# F#
sorry i screwed up your pictures
D C# B (N)
sorry i had sex with your sister
(chorus)
D A E
what can i do its over its over its over its over
D A E
what can i do i am a loser
(bass solo then):
E-----
B-----
G--2--
(verse 3)
A------------------------------------
E---------5---------4-------2--------
sorry we broke up sorry i missed you
A---------5-----4-------2------------
E------------------------------------
sorry i wanted only to kiss you
A------------------------------------
E---------5---------4------------2---
sorry i promised to love you forever
A---------------5-----4-----------2--
E------------------------------------
made you feel guilty oh when you left me
sorry i showed up at your dinner
sorry i said those things to your father
A
sorry i crashed through your window on acid
D C# B
sorry i made a mess sorry i bled to death
(chorus)
D A E
what can i do its over its over its over its over
D A E
what can i do i am a loser i am a loser oh oh
D A E
what can i do its over its over its over its over
D A E
what can i do i am a loser
(end with):
E------------------------
B------0-----1-0---------
G--2-4-----2-----4--1-2--
4. EASY MARK
(bass plays this twice):
A--------
E---3-2-1
(after first time)
waaaaaaaahhhh
(2X)
G F# E A--2-3-2-0
E---------
(verse 1)
(M)
G F# E G F# E
ya she shes bustin out
G F# E
put the suitcase in the pinnow
(N)
G F# E~ E E E
and get the hell out of ohio
(chorus)
C D B
she gets on that great highway
C B A
doesnt want to be anywhere
D G F# E
shes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh
D G F# E D
shes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark oh oh
(verse 2)
(M)
G F# E G F# E
ya he hes got a master plan
G F# E
ya hes gonna make a fortune
(N)
G F# E~
panning gold out of a bottle of gold slegger
shot by shot by shot
(chorus)
C D B
he gets on that great highway
C B A
doesnt want to be anywhere
D G F# E
hes an easy mark oh oh oh oh oh oh
D G F# E D
hes an easy maaaaaaaaaaark
(bridge)
C
she lays down in the grass
A
on strawberry hill
G
he is there
D
smelling like nicotine and peanut butter
you gotta love her
(solo)
E---3-5-7-8---7-7-8-7-5--7-7-8-7--7-7-8-7----10-------
B-----------------------------------------10----7-8---
ya she
E---7-7-8-7-5--7-7-8-7--7-7-8-7--5-7-5-2-3~
B-----------------------------------------
she doesnt wanna change this time
theres a hunger in her soul
G* G* G* F#* F#* F#*
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