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Date: Thu, 24 Oct 1996 14:26:10 -0600
From: Greg Staggs
Subject: Re: Ween 12 Golden Country Greats



IąM HOLDING YOU

     E B7
Iąm flying [flying] in a frame of my mind that time cannot erase
B7 E
Iąm seeiną [seeing] the future , the past, as I lay the present to
waste
E E7 A
Iąm scopiną [scoping] all these feelings I have and hoping for them to
come true
B7 E
And Iąm holding something more precious than fine ore -- baby, Iąm
holding you

E B7
Iąm breathing [breathing] the fumes of the grid that rid my lobe of
oxygen
B7 E
Iąm climbin [climbing] the walls to where good and evil make amends
E E7 A
Iąm trippiną, [tripping] writhiną and squealiną, pukiną , lookiną for
someone like you
B7 E
And Iąm holding something more precious than fine ore -- baby, Iąm
holding you


[JAM]


    E B7
Iąm flying [flying] in a frame of my mind that time cannot erase
B7 E
Iąm seeiną [seeing] the future , the past, as I lay the present to
waste
E E7 A
Iąm scopiną [scoping] all these feelings I have and hoping for them to
come true
B7 E
And Iąm holding something more precious than fine ore -- baby, Iąm
holding you


B7 E
And Iąm holding something more precious than fine ore -- baby, Iąm
holding you


JAPANESE COWBOY

INRO: [G...G...C...{C.F.} ]

{C F} C F C
Like a Japanese cowboy    or a brother on skates
F C F G
Like a blizzard in Georgia                or a train running late
   F C F C
I call out your name girl   in the heat of the night
F C     G C
and nobody answers      cause something ainąt right

F C F C
Breakfast at Shoneyąs at  two ninety-nine
F C F G
Saved me some money and eased up my mind
F C F G
Iąm walking in circles and feeling the pain
F C     F G F
Iąm tossing and turning And crying in vain

C F C F C
Like a Japanese cowboy    or a brother on skates
F C F G
Like a blizzard in Georgia                or a train running late
   F C F C
I call out your name girl   in the heat of the night
F C     G C
and nobody answers      cause something ainąt right

[ JAM:  C...C...F...F...G...G...C...C.F. ]

F C F C
Iąm riding at midnight     and crossing the line
      F C F   G
>From the rain In my windshield       and the tears in my eyes
F C F C
Now the bedroom is empty  and I spent my last dime
F C     F    G F G
And  the lovers are leaving        I got nothing but time,     I got
you on my mind

CHORUS AND END
PISS UP A ROPE

[INTRO: G...D...G...G...]

G
My dinnerąs on fire while she watches T.V.
C
And if you ever wonder what itąs like to be me
G
She takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
D
Yells at my buddies and insults my folks
G
I ^Ěm breakiną my back doin the best that I can
      C
Sheąs got time for the dog and none for her man
G D G
And Iąm no dope, but I canąt cope so hit the fuckin road and piss up a
rope

G
A - you can ---  piss.... up a rope
C
And you can put on your shoes hit the road get truckiną
G
Pack your bag I donąt need the ag
D
On your knees you big booty bitch start suckiną
G
You ride my ass like a horse in a saddle
C
Now youąre up shitąs creek with a turd for a paddle
G D G
And I canąt cope, a- piss up a rope

A you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
You can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
For the last six months I been packiną your bag
You can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
Till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk
Iąm sick of your mouth and your two percent milk
And I canąt cope, a - piss up a rope


CHORUS
CHORUS  END
I DONąT WANNA LEAVE YOU ON THE FARM

C Am
I donąt wanna leave you on the farm, I donąt wanna leave you on the
farm
C Am F C G Am
I donąt wanna go, ah just so you know; I donąt wanna leave you on the
farm
Am     Em        F C Am F    C
Days go by and Iąm still high, but you know, Iąm thinkiną about you
Am    Em        F C F G C
Cornąs turned brown, leaves fall to the ground Itąs a sound that
reminds me of you

C Am
I donąt wanna leave you on the farm, I donąt wanna leave you on the
farm
C Am F C G Am
I donąt wanna go, ah just so you know; I donąt wanna leave you on the
farm
Am     Em        F C Am F    C
No telephone to call you at home Iąm alone ---- -- on the throne
Am     Em        F C F    G     C
Go get something hey, thanks for nothin Iąll keep truckiną and gettiną
myself stoned

C Am
I donąt wanna leave you on the farm, I donąt wanna leave you on the
farm
C Am F C G Am
I donąt wanna go, ah just so you know; I donąt wanna leave you on the
farm
Am     Em        F C Am F    C
Days go by and Iąm still high, but you know, Iąm thinkiną about you
Am    Em        F C F G C
Cornąs turned brown, leaves fall to the ground Itąs a sound that
sticks like glue

JAM AND END
PRETTY GIRL

E...D...A...A...

A D A
Thereąs a sweater weariną, coat totiną,  boot footiną, good lookiną
man --  on town
E
Thereąs a smooth talkiną funny walkiną dude around
      A   D   A     A       D    A   A    D   A   A D A                  
Thereąs a pretty girl and she sees him walkiną lookiną him up and down
A D A    D     A D   A E
She thinks sheąd like to roll and rock him, turn his life around

A D A
Thereąs a scum suckin lip fuckiną bad ole truck driviną man --   on
town
E
Thereąs a boot lickiną hind tickiną dude around
      A   D   A     A       D    A   A    D   A   A D A      
Thereąs a pretty girl and he sees her walkiną lookiną her up and down
A D A    D     A D   A E
He like for her to roll and rock him, turn his life around

A    D    A
Thereąs a sweater weariną, coat totiną,  boot footiną, good lookiną
man --  on town
E
Thereąs a smooth talkiną funny walkiną dude around
      A   D   A     A       D    A   A    D         A   A D A
Thereąs a pretty girl and she sees him walkiną lookiną him up and down
A D A    D     A D   A E
She thinks sheąd like to roll and rock him, turn his life around
A
Turn his life around   ----  turn his life around
POWDER BLUE

RIFF:

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G# G C G# G C
Powder blue,     powder blue, what can you do? sheąs powder blue
G# G C G# G C
Powder blue,     powder blue, what can you do? sheąs powder blue
Am    C
Iąll be true,    [bop bah]  my powder blue, [powder blue]
     Am        G   RIFF
itąs all for you ,   [bop bah]   itąs all for you     [and you know
it]

G# G C       G#   G   C
Powder blue,     powder blue, the seventh son of Orion with me too
G# G     C G# G C
Powder blue,     powder blue, how do you do? come walk with me now,
powder blue
Am C
Powder blue,    [bop bah]   powder blue, [powder blue]
     Am G RIFF
itąs all for you ,     itąs all for you     [and you can feel that ]


G# G C G# G      C
Powder blue,    oh powder blue, I got this feeliną   powder blue
G# G C G# G C
Oh Powder blue,     powder blue, itąs in my head    for you
Am C
Iąll be true,    [bop bah]  my powder blue, [powder blue]
     Am G RIFF, AD LIB
itąs all for you ,  [bop bah]        itąs all for you
MR. RICHARD SMOKER

[C] Boodley  bah boo   [Dm] Boodley  bah boo   [F] Boodley  bah boo
bah  [G]

C CC#oDm G
Mr. Richard Smoker,  Youąre a poopy poker, Chardonnay and cocaine in
the spa
G7
Cigarrettes and coffee breath, Little boys on crystal meth
G7       F7 F7    G7   G7
Tonight weąll tango in the street,      you eat  --   dark meat

C CC#oDm G
Mr. Richard Smoker,  Youąre a chicken choker,  Tonite youąre gonna let
it all hang out
G7
Panty hose and Aqua Net, smoking menthal cigarettes
G7       F7 F7    G7  G7
Tonight weąll tango in the street,       you eat  --   dark meat


[C] Boodley  bah boo   [Dm] Boodley  bah boo   [F] Boodley  bah boo
bah  [G]

SMOKE!   [JAM ]

F7    F7    G7  G7
You eat     --   dark meat

[C] Boodley  bah boo   [Dm] Boodley  bah boo   [F] Boodley  bah boo
bah  [G]

C CC#oDm G
Mr. Richard Smoker,  Youąre an Ono Yoker, Cognac and black coffee with
the boys
G7
Danciną in your buster browns, whirliną to that techno sound
G7        F7 F7    G7   G7
Your hands are wet, your hair is slick,             you smoke --  big
dick

C CC#oDm G
Mr. Richard Smoker,  Youąre a velvet coker, Bruce and Jeff will pick
you up at ten
G7
Goin out, dancing in the city, Friday night, gotta look pretty
G7       F7 F7    G7   G7
Tonight weąll tango in the street,      you eat  --   dark meat

[C] Boodley  bah boo   [Dm] Boodley  bah boo   [F] Boodley  bah boo
bah  [G]
[D] Boodley  bah boo   [Em] Boodley  bah boo   [G] Boodley  bah boo
bah  [A]
[E] Boodley  bah boo   [F#m] Boodley  bah boo   [A] Boodley  bah boo
bah  [B]
[F#] Boodley  bah boo   [G#m] Boodley  bah boo   [B] Boodley  bah boo
bah  [C#]  [C#]
HELP ME SCRAPE THE MUCUS OFF MY BRAIN


G...Bm.Am.G...

    Am   D G D/F# Em
I guess itąs something in my brain -- I need whiskey to ease the pain
C D G   Bm Am G
But itąs early in the morning and Iąm feeling bad again
C D G  D/F# Em
But if you ever loved me -- youąll go easy on me now
A7 D
Fix me up a cup of coffee and in a while Iąll come around
    Am D G Em
I think Iąll spend the dogfood money -- but heąll love me just the
same
C D G Bm Am G
But if you really love me baby -- Help me scrape the mucus off my
brain

[JAM]

    Am   D G D/F# Em
Itąs a shame when morning hurts -- Iąve seen bad and Iąve seen worse
C D G   Bm Am G
itąs the nature of my being -- I took some money from your purse
C D G   D/F# Em
Now a Frenchman loves to party and I know heąs not to blame
A7 D
But the way youąre lookiną at me baby -- I just canąt help but feel
the shame

    Am D G Em
I think Iąll spend the dogfood money -- but heąll love me just the
same
C D G Bm Am G
But if you really love me baby -- Help me scrape the mucus off my
brain

C D G Bm Am G
But if you really love me baby -- Help me scrape the mucus off my
brain


You Were the Fool

E
Bless the father bless the sun, cross your heart cause you're the on
Asus4                         E
Collecting moonbeams in the morning
E
Curvy sticks and wooden poles assisting you in plugging holes
Asus4                                 E
Plug them holes until you see straight through to the minds eye


D                                             A
Think about it turn around and go back to the quiet sound
      Am7                                       A6/7sus4
Of Jim and Dan prancing around the pool
                         E                         A            E
You were the fool, and I feel sorry for you, you were the fool
                      D                       A      E
But there's something you can do


You can wash your arm in a pool of mud, you can chop a tree to prevent
a flood
You can speak with a turtle just by flipping him around
You can build a boat and sail the sea, you can buy a moat and forge a
key
Initiate the sequence, create catastrophe


CHORUS


REPEAT 1st VERSE


D                                                     A
Think about it turn around and go back to the quiet sound
      Am7                                     A6/7sus4
Of Jim and Dan prancing around the pool
                           E                      A            E
You were the fool, and I feel sorry for you, you were the fool
                      D                               C                       
E
But there's something you can do you were the fool
FLUFFY


D Em D Em
Fluffy, furry buddy, chewed his leg on the porch
D F/D G
Whyąd you do it Fluffy - on the porch
D Em D Em
Good dog Fluffy, old friend, my pal
D F/D G
Fluffyąs got his buddy, on the porch
D Em D Em
Penny - sheąs my girlie, she sits here with me, on the porch
D F/D G
Penny looks so pretty, on the porch
D Em D Em
Penny takes Fluffy -- for a walk -- out on the path
D F/D G
Fluffy chases the other doggies -- on the path
D Em D Em
The pig says to Penny łget Fluffy back on the porch˛
D F/D G
So me and Fluffy and Penny are on the Porch

D Em D Em D F/D G  REPEAT
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