Artist: Tampon Popsicle
Song: Replaced
Tabbed By: Your Mom
Tampon Popsicle is the greatest band to ever exist in the history of the universe. Especially their guitar player. He is unbelievably sexy.
I?m pretty sure this is how the song is played. Riff 1 should be played clean and Riff 2 should be played with distortion.
(Standard Tuning)
Riff 1
e-----------------------------------------------------------
B----------------------------------------------------------
G----------------3---\2-------------------------2---/3---
D-----------2-----------------------------2---------------
A-------2---------------------------2---------------------
E----0-------------------------0--------------------------
Riff 2
(E) (F) (G)
[--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--------1--------3--]
[--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--------1--------3--]
[--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--1--------2--------4--]
[--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--------3--------5--]
[--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--------3--------5--]
[--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--------1--------3--]
Bridge:
(D) (A)
[--2------------------I-----0--------------]
[--3------------------I-----2--------------]
[--2----strum---------I-----2----strum-----]
[--0------------------I-----2--------------]
[---------------------I-----0--------------]
[---------------------I--------------------]
Outro
(E) (F) (E) (F) (E) (F) (E)
[--0--0--0--0--0-----1------0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--------0--]
[--0--0--0--0--0-----1------0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--------0--]
[--1--1--1--1--1-----2------1--1--1--1--1-----2-----1--1--1--1--1-----2-----1--------0--]
[--2--2--2--2--2-----3------2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2-----------]
[--2--2--2--2--2-----3------2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2--2--2--2--2-----3-----2-----------]
[--0--0--0--0--0-----1------0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0--0--0--0--0-----1-----0-----------]
Riff 1 (2X)
Riff 1
All the girls back in high school
Riff 1
Who wouldn?t go out with me
Riff 1
You all said I was a wierdo
Riff 1
And that?s all I?d ever be
Riff 1
That?s okay I don?t mind now
Riff 1
That you threw me on the floor
Riff 1
Thats okay cause I?m fine now
Riff 1
I don?t need you anymore
Riff 1
I can see all this time now
Riff 1
Trying to get you was a waste
Riff 1
Then again I?m okay now
Riff 1
Cause you?ve been replaced
Riff 2
By a chicken
Riff 2
I don?t need humans anymore
Riff 2
I?m having sex with a chicken
Riff 2
She lays her eggs and then I score
Riff 1 (4X)
Riff 2
You all thought I was a geek
Riff 2
I?m having the time of my life
Riff 2
I stick my dick in her beak
Riff 2
And finger her with a knife
Bridge:
D
I?ve tried horses
A
I?ve tried sheep
D
I?ve tried cows
A
I beat my meat
D
When I?m with a chicken
A
I feel at home
D
She rubs my dick
A
Till it begins to foam
D
I wanted you to go out with me
A
But you won?t
D
Now chickens make me hard
A
And you don?t
Riff 2
You might see be at the farm
Riff 2
You might see me in black leather
Riff 2
You might see me in my car
Riff 2
Whacking off on her feathers
Outro (4X)
Mmm, Tastes like chicken
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