Dear Penis - Rodney Carrington
All D chords are strummed four times, except the very first one. Everything else is strummed twice.
Strum Pattern: b= base note b V b V b V b V... etc... (Steady throughout song) V= up stroke I hit the
base note with thumb and pick the last two strings for the up stoke but you can use a pick if you want.
D G A D
Dear Penis, I don't thing I like you any more,
G A D
You used to watch me shave, now all you do is stare at the floor,
G A D
Oh dear penis, I don't like you any more.
G A D
It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
G A D
That's all we needed, to get by.
G A D D
Now is seems things have changed, and I think that you're the one to blame dear penis
A D
I don't like you any more.
D G A D
He Says, Dear Rodney I don't think I like you any more,
G A D
Cause when you get to drinking, you put me places I've never been before.
G A D
Dear Rodney I don't like you any more.
G A D
Why can't get a grip on our man to hand relationship,
G A D
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
G A D G
If we put our heads together, we'd just stay home forever, dear penis,
A D
I think I like you after all.
G A D
Oh and Rodney, while your shavin, shave my balls.
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