Song-SMP
Tabbed by-Dean Morrison
Written by-Dean Morrison, David Twigg and Berin Buchanan
We made this song up at school as a bit of a joke, it's about a guy
named Smith, and we don't like him, anyway I hope you like it.
Dm A
Another week at school, another boring day
Dm A
Another guy named Smithy, he is really gay
Chorus:
B5 G5 D5
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Smith is gay
B5 G5 D5
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Smith is gay
Dm A
Smithy thinks he's cool, But we all know he's not
Dm A
He is such a tool, he doesn't have any balls
Chorus:
B5 G5 D5
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, Smith's got no balls
B5 G5 D5
After all the years he's lived, he's gaot no balls
Dm A
I tried to grab his pinny, it pricked me oh so hard
Dm A
It hurt me oh so badly, so I went and cut it off
Chorus:
B5 G5 D5
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, Smith's got a pin
B5 G5 D5
So I went and cut it off, now he's got no dick
Bridge:
C A C A
Smaller than a pubic hair, even though he doesn't care
C A C A
Where's smith's missing pin, he never grew any balls
Dm A
Smithy's pin grew back, even smaller than before
Dm A
He pricked me again, I even bled some more
Dm A
He came and pushed me over, so I knocked him in the head
Dm A
I went and got the sciccors, and I cut it off again
Dm A
Well the fight is over, I had won again
Dm A
There are no more pinnies, now that Smith is dead
Chorus:
B5 G5 D5
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Smith is dead
B5 G5 D5
Now there's no more pins, cause Smith is dead
Note: 8 Strums on each chord throughout the song.
If it doesn't sound right, listen to track 5 on Frenzal Rhomb's new
album, then you'll know what I mean
If You would like me to send you a copy of our version, e-mail me at
deanmorrison@one.net.au and I will send you one
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