artist Hardcore
tabname Smp
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Song-SMP

Tabbed by-Dean Morrison

Written by-Dean Morrison, David Twigg and Berin Buchanan

We made this song up at school as a bit of a joke, it's about a guy
named Smith, and we don't like him, anyway I hope you like it.


Dm                       A

Another week at school, another boring day

Dm                         A

Another guy named Smithy, he is really gay



Chorus:

B5                G5              D5

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Smith is gay

B5                G5              D5

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Smith is gay



Dm                        A

Smithy thinks he's cool, But we all know he's not

Dm                   A

He is such a tool, he doesn't have any balls



Chorus:

B5               G5                    D5

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, Smith's got no balls

B5                              G5                    D5

After all the years he's lived, he's gaot no balls



Dm                          A

I tried to grab his pinny, it pricked me oh so hard

Dm                       A

It hurt me oh so badly, so I went and cut it off



Chorus:

B5              G5                    D5

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, Smith's got a pin

B5                        G5                         D5

So I went and cut it off, now he's got no dick



Bridge:

C                     A     C                      A

Smaller than a pubic hair, even though he doesn't care

C                        A    C                   A

Where's smith's missing pin, he never grew any balls



Dm                       A

Smithy's pin grew back, even smaller than before

Dm                     A

He pricked me again, I even bled some more

Dm                           A

He came and pushed me over, so I knocked him in the head

Dm                            A

I went and got the sciccors, and I cut it off again

Dm                       A

Well the fight is over, I had won again

Dm                          A

There are no more pinnies, now that Smith is dead



Chorus:

B5                G5                D5

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, Smith is dead

B5                        G5                      D5

Now there's no more pins, cause Smith is dead





Note: 8 Strums on each chord throughout the song.



If it doesn't sound right, listen to track 5 on Frenzal Rhomb's new

album, then you'll know what I mean



If You would like me to send you a copy of our version, e-mail me at

deanmorrison@one.net.au and I will send you one